The Adventures of RedGuy

So RedGuy to start with he is turning 34 this year in April. And he was made by my Dad in home economics class in fifth or sixth grade. And this story is about all of RedGuy’s various adventures including this first adventure. It was that he is deliberately pole vaulting out of my bed at night and he has recently started doing it again so that’s how we got the idea to write this. And RedGuy we think the cause of his pole vaulting is he is searching for adventure. RedGuy just wants some adventure. And so adventure is what RedGuy shall get.

RedGuy is a small red demon, made in Home Economics class like I’ve mentioned in the prologue. I’d say he’s about six inches long with a tail about that long too. RedGuy has actually been to quite a few places. For starters he has actually been left in Gulf Shores, Alabama and had to be shipped back. He has also been to South Carolina, Orlando, Florida, Colorado…he’s been a lot of places. And this book is going to be all about RedGuy’s different adventures.

RedGuy has gone through quite a bit. Mom has actually sat on him and when we realized she was sitting on him, she pulled him out by the tail and she pulled his tail off! So we had to stick it back on with a really sticky bandaid. RedGuy has also had some facial adjustments. And he has had two eyeball replacements because one of his eyes fell out and one was pushed in really far. And we’ve also sewed a smile on him to, well, make him look more happy I guess.

So the question is: where is RedGuy going to go in this book?