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What’s going on

This coming Monday pathfinder summer camp is going to start. The first week is going to be “the summer Olympics” I am not entirely sure what the second week is, but the third week is fish n’ arrows part one. These camps that I am listing are only for the adventurers, kids who are ten and up. Every day at the end of the day kids get to swim in cedar lake. At the end of the week there is a Friday share where each group shares what they did throughout the week.

Books

The last book in the Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus came out this fall. It’s really good and it’s called The Blood of Olympus. The Inheritance Cycle written by Christopher Paolini is complete, and is really good. The final book, Inheritance is 849 pages long! The Warriors series by Erin Hunter is really good. I am on omen of the stars, the last hope. And finally I will talk about Angie Sage’s series Septimus Heap. The series is very good, and consists of seven books, all of which are over 500 pages. The last book, Fyre came out last year. I will nowinclude a picture of Firestar from warriors.

Dungeons and Dragons

My dad and I are selling Dungeons and Dragons adventures on Drive Thru RPG. And we are continuing to develop adventures to sell and to play with friends. Our next release will either be Lady Maerwyn or another volume of adventure shorts. For those of you at Pathfinder who are going to be involved in our summer D&D sessions, be ready for adventure.

R&D's D&D

Have you checked out the new R&D's D&D blog written by Doug Schultz? It is a really good blog to look at if you are into swordplay and medieval armor, weapons, shields, and heraldry. Playing D&D will give you the opportunity to pick an orc's pocket or fight off a mob of gnolls. Dad might also be giving small summaries from the Dungeons and Dragons we are playing at my school. 

My dad is one of the best dungeon masters I know, and he is also really good at the game. He even writes some really good adventures, with my help, and is going to sell them on RPG the role-playing game website, under R&D's D&D adventures. Below I will list the adventures in chronological order.

1. Blackstone Tomb (for level 1)
2. Lady Maerwynn (for level 2)
3. Forest Labyrinth (for level 4)
4. The Plight of Castle Blackstone (for level 5)
5. The Fall of Schamberg Fortress (for level 6)
6. Inferno Rising (for level 8)
7. Inferno's Revenge (for level 10)

Animal Relocation Service

Do you have problems with pesky animals dumping your birdseed and tearing up your garden and lawn? Well Animal Relocation Service can help you with that! If you have pesky animals that are bugging you call us today at 231-929-3402 and have your pesky animal relocated. You can also e-mail me at dougschultz1969@gmail.com. We are very pleased to do business with you because I need money for new traps. You can either call us when you need us or get a membership that will have to be renewed every two months. I can’t exactly tell you how much an animal costs to remove when you don’t have a membership because the price varies depending on the animal. If you decide to buy a membership it costs $30.00 to buy and $10.00 to renew. If you decide to do business with us please feel free to call or e-mail me. If you want to write me a letter my address is 712 Westminster Rd. Traverse City MI 49686. Thank you again for doing business with me. –Your Friend Rowan J

Animal Relocation Service :)

Animal Relocation Service (ARS)

Hello this is Rowan Schultz,

  I am starting an animal relocation service. If you have moles or voles, or anything about rabbit-sized or smaller, that is making mounds in your lawn, eating your garden, or anything else, please call 231-929-3402 or e-mail dougschultz1969@gmail.com. You can also send me a letter, the address is 712 Westminster Road Traverse City Michigan 49686 or just come to my house! Once I start caching stuff in my own backyard, you can also buy animals from me. Just contact me and I’ll tell you the price range for the kind of animal you want. It would be much easier if you came to my house though.

       Sincerely, Your Friend Rowan J

The Neighborhood Exsposer Feb 27th

The neighborhood

Exsposer

Weather

Thursday February 27^th 2014 is supposed to have snow showers; there will probably also be some snow devils. As for blowing snow there will be quite a bit of that. Please comment on this post if you see any snow devils. The nighttime snow accumulation will be about 2 to 3 inches. The lowest wind chill readings are going to be 13 below to 23 below Zero after midnight.

Sports

At pathfinder school the boy’s basketball team recently finished a season. We only won one game against Buckley. And I think that was against Buckley a team. I was on the basketball team and in the tournament we really put up a fight against GTAA (grand traverse academy a team,) but we sadly lost, the score was four to three and it was really close though. I have been having indoor soccer games on Saturdays for two weeks now, and our team has lost the first game 11 to three and the second game 6 to 7. Oh right the COED volleyball teams started a couple of weeks ago and the sixth grade had a game last night. At the game they creamed the Grand Traverse Academy a team! And that is awesome. I could have said more, but I think that’s enough in the sports column for now.

Hoping that school is canceled on Thursday I think we should leave off on a good note. Bye for right now.

       Your Friend Rowan J

The Adventures of RedGuy

So RedGuy to start with he is turning 34 this year in April. And he was made by my Dad in home economics class in fifth or sixth grade. And this story is about all of RedGuy’s various adventures including this first adventure. It was that he is deliberately pole vaulting out of my bed at night and he has recently started doing it again so that’s how we got the idea to write this. And RedGuy we think the cause of his pole vaulting is he is searching for adventure. RedGuy just wants some adventure. And so adventure is what RedGuy shall get.

RedGuy is a small red demon, made in Home Economics class like I’ve mentioned in the prologue. I’d say he’s about six inches long with a tail about that long too. RedGuy has actually been to quite a few places. For starters he has actually been left in Gulf Shores, Alabama and had to be shipped back. He has also been to South Carolina, Orlando, Florida, Colorado…he’s been a lot of places. And this book is going to be all about RedGuy’s different adventures.

RedGuy has gone through quite a bit. Mom has actually sat on him and when we realized she was sitting on him, she pulled him out by the tail and she pulled his tail off! So we had to stick it back on with a really sticky bandaid. RedGuy has also had some facial adjustments. And he has had two eyeball replacements because one of his eyes fell out and one was pushed in really far. And we’ve also sewed a smile on him to, well, make him look more happy I guess.

So the question is: where is RedGuy going to go in this book?

Color Poem

Red is the color of fire that dances in the night.

Yellow is the color of the sun that gives us light.

Blue is the color of water that sparkles when the sun shines.

Gray is the color of newspaper, The New York Times.